Get
Me A Hat!
The
Saturday city was bursting with scores
of shoppers and bustlers. The fishmongers' roars
looped the loop through the air like a springy-pawed cat.
Then a voice wailed, 'Make way! I'm in need of a hat!'
Down
precincts and alleys T Rex thumped along,
ignoring the crowds and the buskers' bright song.
Through a speckle-glass doorway he fell with a splat!
'My wedding's at three!' he cried. 'Get me a hat!'
Assistants
screamed, fainted or quivered with shock
as T Rex swooshed his tail round the headgear in stock,
but the manager bold in a scarlet cravat
whispered, 'Calm yourself, sir, we shall choose you a hat.'
T
Rex tried on stetsons and busbies and caps
and black Russian efforts with gynormous flaps
and toppers and bowlers and mortar-boards flat:
'I cannot be wed,' he sobbed, 'minus a hat!'
A
deerstalker perched on his bony-domed head,
then trilbies and toques in gold, sable and red.
He gave a straw helmet a curious pat:
'Would the vicar,' he wondered, 'object to this hat?'
The
manager watched with a growing despair
as unsuitable titfers flew off through the air--
then he looked at his feet and considered the mat
underneath: 'Half a mo,' he said, 'here is your hat!'
To
the back room he took it. For ten minutes straight
came tearing and tapping and lastly a great
big 'Eureka!' He came back in triumph. 'Now that,'
he cried, twirling it round, 'is your wedding-day hat!'
It
had Chinese pagodas and summer-tree tails
that would flutter like dreams down T Rex's grand scales,
and a brim like the wings of a sky-sailing bat:
'Your bride will be boggled! Go forth in your hat!'
The
shoppers applauded, each busker sang shrill.
From pub to cathedral, from river to hill
rang cheers, whoops and blessings, a joyous Howzat!
for the wedding of weddings--T Rex--and the hat!
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